Jokes

Thought I'd put it on the joke page
She's replaced nelson on no10's wall... that's heroic

 

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like all Liverpool fans, they are well developed in a certain practice

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I said to my wife "When I die," I'd like to die having sex"

She replied "At least we know it'll be quick"

Whenever a body is found, it seems to be discovered by a man with a dog.
I don't know why the police don't just employ the inquisitive f*cker.

 

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I’m just glad my name isn’t Hardy

 

are you sure im positive you are related

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That one’s ok it’s the other one Captain hardy I’d have been worried about

 

And yes I’m sure you’re positive

for something

 

Can’t read it

hope it’s not one of these ‘if you can’t read this you’re a ****er’ jokes

 

left click on it with your mouse

 

here is another family member with the traits you will like

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Using phone

 

tough mate

 

Thank you for your concern