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Gessa said:
Hello, is that Mr Jenkins, Sam's father?

Yes it is.

Hi, I'm Mr Atkins, Sam's music teacher, it looks like you have an Elvis Pressley on your hands.

What, you mean he's that talented?

No, we've just found him dead on the toilet.
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That reminds me of all those sick jokes that went around in the 60’s. Only one I can remember is
‘Mummy, mummy, why do I keep going around in circles?’
‘Shut up. Or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor’

but there were loads of them
 
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Came across this sign in a shop a while ago. Sorry I can't reproduce it properly but am not really computer savvy.


ANALBUMCOVER
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Had to read it a few times before I got it.
 
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