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even having an idea of what you're talking about would be a miracle, but sadly as everyone knows you're a lost cause, the like i gave you was to keep you happy, it's what people with a heart do for the afflicted.:rolleyes::emoticon-0173-middl
I know - I’ve given you hundreds

but have a great Christmas, you right wing fruitcake.
 
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I was at a party in New York just before Christmas....where I made a rather attractive lady.
I asked what her name is and what she did. She said her name was Jackie and she was a brain surgeon.
I said "Wow, I'm impressed....not many women can pull off sarcasm as well as that".
 
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When I got my first flat, I got a little puppy for company
BIG mistake
The first time, the VERY first time I left that puppy alone, he managed to tear up the whole flat, s**t all over the place, AND starve himself to death.