Just been watching the Amputee's in the Olympics...
Did you know Jamaica have gone 23 games without defeet?
Did you know Jamaica have gone 23 games without defeet?
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I was telling my mate that my wife has a weird habit of licking my balls.
He said, " That's not weird. I wish my wife would do that."
I said, " I didn't know that you played golf."
He said, " That's not weird. I wish my wife would do that."
I said, " I didn't know that you played golf."
Met a girl in the pub last night who said she'd show me a good time...
Got outside, she ran 100m in 9.72 seconds....
Got outside, she ran 100m in 9.72 seconds....
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I never knew dragons could gobble ?is it a Welsh speciality
I read that bananas were good for your colon, then I read that you were supposed to eat them! 
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A husband and wife are at Custody court and the judge looks sternly at the ex wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child ?"
Ex wife: "I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks towards the ex husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir ?"
The ex husband thought long and hard about his response, and after a brief moment of silence, he says "If I put money into a Coke machine and a Coke comes out, is it mine or the machine’s ?"
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child ?"
Ex wife: "I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks towards the ex husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir ?"
The ex husband thought long and hard about his response, and after a brief moment of silence, he says "If I put money into a Coke machine and a Coke comes out, is it mine or the machine’s ?"
Please take note Archer road
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