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I saw a friend the other day, he was limping and obviously in some pain. "Whats up, mate?" I asked. "Just had one of those zipper injuries, you know!" "Oh, yea, I know. Thats bloody painful." "Yea, I'll never buy zip sided boots again."
 
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Just sat here for nearly 1 minute, squinting at that picture, thinking this is going to be some bloody windup and WJ is just waiting for all the posts asking what are we meant to see, when I finally saw it and I will say the same to you WJ :emoticon-0140-rofl:
 
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A man is drinking double whiskeys in a bar, and looking very upset
The barman asks him "What the matter ?"
The mans answers "We just been told we can't have any children"
"Oh no", says the barman, "Who by ?"
"Child services" says the man.
 
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