brisbane-lion
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How times change. When I was a kid there were no *****philes.............we had to buy our own f*cking sweets.
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brisbane-lion
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News just in: Oscar Pistorius has had his parole revoked. They tried to fit him with an ankle bracelet
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brisbane-lion
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The do-gooders would have us believe that alcohol is our enemy. In the Bible Jesus says 'love your enemy'. Case closed.
My wife has requested that when I'm receiving a blow job she would appreciate it if I told her when I'm about to come.
Do you think that I should phone her, or would a text suffice?
Do you think that I should phone her, or would a text suffice?
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Absolutely stunning, tall leggy blonde sat next to me. Stroked me hair, rubbed her long, gorgeous legs against mine and smiled at me.
Then she leaned over and whispered in my ear and said “ Hey, handsome. Would you like to have sex with me for £100? “
I answered “ Eeh, I’d love to have sex with ya pet, but I couldn’t take money off yer as well “
Then she leaned over and whispered in my ear and said “ Hey, handsome. Would you like to have sex with me for £100? “
I answered “ Eeh, I’d love to have sex with ya pet, but I couldn’t take money off yer as well “