Jokes

[brisbane-lion]

I hate people who take drugs, like customs officials and policemen.

 

[OLOF]

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[Old Git]

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[Old Git]

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
And Pakis freeze in the snow

 

[Old Git]

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[Gessa]

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[OLOF]

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[OLOF]

Got my missus xmas present mixed up with her mothers
Dinner was ****ing awkward

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[Makemstine Roger]

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[Makemstine Roger]

I remember when I was at school, the teacher asked the class to describe any 'Collective Nouns'.
Mary raised her hand and said...
"A herd of cows".
The teacher said...
"Very good Mary".
James then raised his hand...
"A flock of sheep miss".
The teacher said...
"Very good James".
Susan then said...
"A gaggle of geese miss".
The teacher said...
"Brilliant Susan".
The teacher said...
"What about you David, can you think of a collective noun that's better than the others?
I said..."Yes miss, a dose of crabs".

 

[Makemstine Roger]

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[Makemstine Roger]

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[Makemstine Roger]

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[Makemstine Roger]

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[ellandback]

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[ellandback]

I once saw a Caribbean man holding a tin of Stella between two slices of bread!

He had asked for a beer can sandwich.

 

[OLOF]

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[Wakey]

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[Makemstine Roger]

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[Aski]

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