If we manage to convince the Chinese that Jihadists' testicles are aphrodisiacs, within ten years they'll have disappeared...
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A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent £5,000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35,"he replied. "I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy.
After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good.
While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47." Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good.
While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47." Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
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I put £20 and then walk more so using my car less.
You're doing exactly as they want Wakey
Yup elon and the swedish goblin must be laughing their tits off.You're doing exactly as they want Wakey
They ain't getting my pussy moneyYou're doing exactly as they want Wakey
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"knock knock"
"who's there ?"
"ah"
"ah who?"
"werewolves of london"
"who's there ?"
"ah"
"ah who?"
"werewolves of london"
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which will cause
in the labour camp
as the English hating Foreign twats can't sabotage English law
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brisbane-lion
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2020VisionofLeeds
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2 large black women are discussing what to wear on their first plane journey....the first says "i'm going to wear some shiny pink panties in case the plane crashes and i am lying butt side up they will see me first"....the other says "no,no i ain't wearing any panties me coz i seen it on t.v. that if it goes down the first thing they look for is a black box"
Go ahead, Stonkin. Fill your boots. I don't think she would mind.
I doubt she'd even feel it - until the plank across my arse went in
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