Jokes

Next door neighbour went for an interview the other day, he said it was going well when the head of H.R. said we really like your expertise and your c.v the job is 40 hours a week at £500 per week rising to £600 after six months when could you start.....he said In 6 months
 
if you where considering cracking one off while watching ladies of a more mature age on some porn site try adding a bit of authenticity by leaving your hand in some cold water for 30 mins beforehand!