My mother-in-law can't wear underwear due to a medical condition, imagine my delight when she entered a local flower show and the elastic on her skirt gave way! despite the embarrassment she got a prize.....best dried arrangement
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Been a long time since I was 26 but hopefully look a little younger than our John.
Peter Pan???
More like Desperate Dan mush
I was expecting you to say Peter Stringfellow tbh
when i was very young i got separated from my parents while on a safari holiday, i wandered around for hours crying for my family luckily a pack of hyenas heard my wailing and accepted me into the pack.. it wasn't an easy time scavenging for food,avoiding lions,finding water etc...but boy did we have some laughs
Dear Police Scotland.
I was in a bit of a hurry this morning. One of your cameras might have flashed at me, suggesting you might be thinking I was driving a bit quicker than I should have done.
Send me one of the questionnaire things that your colleagues in London use and I’ll let you know where, when, and what speed I was doing.
Also, let me have details of all of the other drivers on the road at the time and I’ll get them to complete one as well to confirm that my driving was spot on.
I’m sure we can resolve this without the need for visits to stations, and courts, and fines, and all the disqualification stuff that you used to be so fond of.
I’m so glad you’re taking such an inclusive approach to policing these days, it’s really refreshing.
PS. Can you also send me one copy of your tax avoidance questionnaires as well please? I think I might have lost some money overseas…………………
I was in a bit of a hurry this morning. One of your cameras might have flashed at me, suggesting you might be thinking I was driving a bit quicker than I should have done.
Send me one of the questionnaire things that your colleagues in London use and I’ll let you know where, when, and what speed I was doing.
Also, let me have details of all of the other drivers on the road at the time and I’ll get them to complete one as well to confirm that my driving was spot on.
I’m sure we can resolve this without the need for visits to stations, and courts, and fines, and all the disqualification stuff that you used to be so fond of.
I’m so glad you’re taking such an inclusive approach to policing these days, it’s really refreshing.
PS. Can you also send me one copy of your tax avoidance questionnaires as well please? I think I might have lost some money overseas…………………
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my doctor said in my current state of health i should watch my eating and not over exercise, although weirdly he did suggest i masturbate more...he said i could have a stroke at anytime
poor ****er you should be given a prossie once a week for free, you paid into the system yet we spend 5 mill a day on dinghy divers
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