Jokes
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A new shampoo has been brought out, don't think it will sell well it's called "and shoulders" by isis
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brisbane-lion
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I've heard these cigarettes being referred to as cones and seen them rolled this way, but, seriously, why?
brisbane-lion
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Any more like that and she won't have a husband either.
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my indian neighbour has to keep his inhaler to hand when he's eating rice....think he's basmatic
brisbane-lion
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Boris visits Cornwall and speaks to the locals. "What is it you need down here?" he asks. "Well, we need two things. The first is a doctor." Boris takes out his phone, turns and makes a call. "Sorted", he says, "Your new doctor will be here within the week, What was the other thing you need?" "A mobile signal>"
brisbane-lion
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Kovac Djokovic will be the new batting coach for the England team. He may not be a noted cricketer but it did take the Australians two weeks to get him out and England could learn from this.
down at the chinese chippy last night i was conversing with the owner who said he had just bought "a crows shop" i said you mean a clothes shop mr jin, your english isn't getting much better i said cheerily.... he replied no crows shop, see come take a rook
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