Jokes

[Eric Le Merde]

How do make pirate furious? take the "p"

 

[brisbane-lion]

How do make pirate furious? take the "p"

Cheap Christmas crackers this year, Eric?

 

[Eric Le Merde]

Have you heard any good pirate jokes? Well, neither have ayyyye.

 

[oldschool]

Right lads there's going to be a mutiny now......Mr Christian get the plank ready

 

[Oldsparkey]

Right lads there's going to be a mutiny now......Mr Christian get the plank ready

Get Eric ready for what?

 

[ellandback]

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[brisbane-lion]

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They can afford to buy their own?

 

[oldschool]

not sure nic sturgeon is a full shilling, i got a map.... even searched google earth but couldn't find this loch doon she keeps banging on about

 

[Poly]

What does a dyslexic pirate say?....RRRRRRA!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do ?

Lies awake at night, wondering if there's a dog.

 

[Eric Le Merde]

Get Eric ready for what?

Have you sold many replica away kits this season?

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Trying Norwich tactic are you? it's not working.

 

[Oldsparkey]

Have you sold many replica away kits this season?

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Trying Norwich tactic are you? it's not working.

It nearly worked yesterday at the Baggies. We'd have won that if it wasn't for a visually impaired limesman (sorry, assistant referee).

Yours, sincerely,
Planck.

 

[oldschool]

apparently a new variant has already been identified on the indian sub continent and a vaccine is being rushed out to tackle it.....the punjab

 

[brisbane-lion]

apparently a new variant has already been identified on the indian sub continent and a vaccine is being rushed out to tackle it.....the punjab

".............I remember how with one jab of my needle in the Punjab how I cleared up berry-berry and the dreaded dysentery........." Peter Sellers.

 

[Eric Le Merde]

".............I remember how with one jab of my needle in the Punjab how I cleared up berry-berry and the dreaded dysentery........." Peter Sellers.

Carry-on

 

[oldschool]

went to the coast over xmas to see my brother in law who is a member of the RNLI, got invited to an xmas do and i must say it was a brill night....they really know how to push the boat out

 

[xbpod]

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[brisbane-lion]

went to the coast over xmas to see my brother in law who is a member of the RNLI, got invited to an xmas do and i must say it was a brill night....they really know how to push the boat out

Oh, really!!!

 

[oldschool]

Oh, really!!!

Yeah it really bouyed me up!

 

[ellandback]

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