Jokes

How do make pirate furious? take the "p"

 

Cheap Christmas crackers this year, Eric?

 

Have you heard any good pirate jokes? Well, neither have ayyyye.

 

Right lads there's going to be a mutiny now......Mr Christian get the plank ready

 

Get Eric ready for what?

 

They can afford to buy their own?

 

not sure nic sturgeon is a full shilling, i got a map.... even searched google earth but couldn't find this loch doon she keeps banging on about

 

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do ?

Lies awake at night, wondering if there's a dog.

 

Have you sold many replica away kits this season?



Trying Norwich tactic are you? it's not working.

 

It nearly worked yesterday at the Baggies. We'd have won that if it wasn't for a visually impaired limesman (sorry, assistant referee).

Yours, sincerely,
Planck.

 

apparently a new variant has already been identified on the indian sub continent and a vaccine is being rushed out to tackle it.....the punjab

 

".............I remember how with one jab of my needle in the Punjab how I cleared up berry-berry and the dreaded dysentery........." Peter Sellers.

 

Carry-on

 

went to the coast over xmas to see my brother in law who is a member of the RNLI, got invited to an xmas do and i must say it was a brill night....they really know how to push the boat out

 

Oh, really!!!

 

Yeah it really bouyed me up!