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Poly said:
Whether something is allowed, refers to whether it is permitted.
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The problem there though is in your definition of "Allowed" - you say it is something that is not permitted

Hence all the posts regarding various definitions afterwards ;)

Poly said:
Sorry but they're might be children reading* who don't know that they're two separate words:

1. aloud: as in to read aloud
2. allowed: as in not permitted

Children over 11 probably know the difference, but 11 years and under might not.


*Plus, of course, adults with a reading age of 11 and below, who identify themselves as they post.
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So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about £200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost it.
 
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Makemstine Roger said:
grown ups know this is a jokes thread, and not for petty childish bickering and point scoring,if you want an argument take it to the politics thread and you will get one
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Poly said:
But some "grown ups" have child like reading skills...

They are easily identified as the ones taking most offence to their inadequacies being pointed out. But carry on with your jokes, some are quite amusing.
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I know it’s fair to say you guys are not the best of buddies, Roger is right though, please let’s keep the personal insults, digs and jibes (and grammar lessons) out of this thread.

Some time ago I did promise both of you I’d watch for the insults and little digs outside of the anything goes thread <ok>
 
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Paddy tells micky about his recent parachute jump, Micky says wot was it like ? Paddy says well ill tell you , as the plane got higher i started to bottle it a bit but when i was last to get to the door i really farted a lot and was ****ting myself ! but the jump instructor was a huge black man and he said if you don't jump im gonna stick my 14 inch dick up your arse ! Micky says did you jump ? Paddy says " a little bit when it first went in "..
 
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Poly said:
And for your next trick - define "pedantic".
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This was an attempt to explain to you why posters were making fun of the fact that you decided to pull up someone on their spelling within a forum post, whilst making more than one grammatical error in that very same post.

I would call that more of an ironic post, than a pedantic one, given that being pedantic is being concerned with correcting someone for making small errors, which is exactly what you yourself had done, to a poster you do not like. Thus I would say mine and those other posters who commented upon the definition that you originally posted were more of an ironic response towards your own post.

Just to clarify I am now also being pedantic ;)
 
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