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Not a joke but some great memories if you're of a certain age
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Not a joke but some great memories if you're of a certain age
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My wife asked me to go shopping today. "Get two pints of milk" she said, "and if they have avocados, get six". When I came home my wife asked why I'd bought six pints of milk. I explained that they had avocados.
I went to the doctors and he said 'don’t eat anything fatty'
I said 'like bacon and sausages?'
He said 'no fatty, don’t eat anything'
I said 'like bacon and sausages?'
He said 'no fatty, don’t eat anything'
brisbane-lion
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There are two people in any successful Marriage. One who is never wrong and the husband.
brisbane-lion
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Getting out of bed has never been a problem for me, but getting up off the floor is another thing entirely.
Now I know why @wakeycentraloneleeds goes through so many women - he bursts them! 
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Epic fail.Now I know why @wakeycentraloneleeds goes through so many women - he bursts them!
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I'd heard of rubbers bursting during the act, but didn't realise this was what they were talking about!
