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OLOF said:
Bad news for all you old farts on here desperate for the fear vaccine.

The first batch may soon run out as global demand increases exponentially
Pfizer Chiefs have said... " They predict a riot"
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what happens when the new strain affects mostly young ones do they give out stamped tickets
 
*103 passengers and only 40 meals was loaded on a Bombay to USA flight*.
The airline had bungled, and the crew was in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant had an idea.
About 30 minutes into the flight she nervously announced :
"I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers and only 40 dinners."
"Anyone who is kind enough to give up his/her meal for someone else, will receive free unlimited alcohol during the entire duration of the flight."
Her next announcement came two hours later :
*"If anyone wants to change their minds we still have 40 meals available*
Cheers !!!
*Moral*
People who drink have a big heart!!
 
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