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  1. Ringo Lion

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    My lad asked me the other day, "what's the difference between a **** and a minge".
    I said to him, you know that thing between your moms legs, well that's a minge.


    Your moms a ****.
     
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    but then they found out you were in the UK so Joe decided to demolish the wall as he would have more kiddies to sniff their hair, i do believe he has also sent the FBI to track you down so he can smash your back doors in
     
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    Miss Gammon came into the bedroom and in a strict voice she said "take my blouse off", so I took her blouse off.

    "Take my shoes off", I took her shoes off

    "Remove my skirt", I removed her skirt.

    "Take my stockings off", slowly I took her stockings off.

    "Now remove my bra", I removed her bra.

    "Take my knickers off", I pulled her knickers off.

    Standing there totally naked, she said "never let me catch you wearing my clothes ever again"
     
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    He is just making sure there are no spelling mistakes in her resignation letter.
     
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    are you saying Trump is a pigeon?
     
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    Prolly took it home with him, 'cos he scored a hat-trick in 30 seconds - in his head! Pillock, eh?
     
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