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My lad asked me the other day, "what's the difference between a **** and a minge".
I said to him, you know that thing between your moms legs, well that's a minge.
Your moms a ****.
I said to him, you know that thing between your moms legs, well that's a minge.
Your moms a ****.
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2020VisionofLeeds
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but then they found out you were in the UK so Joe decided to demolish the wall as he would have more kiddies to sniff their hair, i do believe he has also sent the FBI to track you down so he can smash your back doors in
Miss Gammon came into the bedroom and in a strict voice she said "take my blouse off", so I took her blouse off.
"Take my shoes off", I took her shoes off
"Remove my skirt", I removed her skirt.
"Take my stockings off", slowly I took her stockings off.
"Now remove my bra", I removed her bra.
"Take my knickers off", I pulled her knickers off.
Standing there totally naked, she said "never let me catch you wearing my clothes ever again"
"Take my shoes off", I took her shoes off
"Remove my skirt", I removed her skirt.
"Take my stockings off", slowly I took her stockings off.
"Now remove my bra", I removed her bra.
"Take my knickers off", I pulled her knickers off.
Standing there totally naked, she said "never let me catch you wearing my clothes ever again"
He is just making sure there are no spelling mistakes in her resignation letter.
brisbane-lion
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Prolly took it home with him, 'cos he scored a hat-trick in 30 seconds - in his head! Pillock, eh?