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[brisbane-lion]

sniff test first, then the eye test check if the knickers aren't green as snot

Oi, fair go, fella. I'm 'avin' me breakfast, and me eggs are a bit runny!!

 

[Jammy 07]

hallo lads hes trouble

This is the Darby & Joan section of the forum Roger...

We've all gone to bed early

 

[Makemstine Roger]

This is the Darby & Joan section of the forum Roger...

We've all gone to bed early

ah well ill watch a movie goodnight

 

[OLOF]

This is the Darby & Joan section of the forum Roger...

We've all gone to bed early

Oi

 

[brisbane-lion]

I wonder where the quote came from.

Gin. Used to go to battle pissed. Waste of a good drink in my opinion.

 

[brisbane-lion]

Brissy will be disappointed

F*ck off, OLOF, new ones can be a bit tight and uncomfortable. OK if you only have a little dick. Try one, you might like it.

 

[OLOF]

F*ck off, OLOF, new ones can be a bit tight and uncomfortable. OK if you only have a little dick. Try one, you might like it.

I'll give it a miss thanks, ****ery ain't my thing,

 

[Eric Le Merde]

I'll give it a miss thanks, ****ery ain't my thing,

And the more you deny it the more we all remember the stories of the tranny three......

 

[OLOF]

And the more you deny it the more we all remember the stories of the tranny three......

I was rescuing Davy and Lee that's my mitigating evidence and im sticking to it

 

[Irishshako]

This is the Darby & Joan section of the forum Roger...

We've all gone to bed early

Leave your mother and mot out of this.

 

[Irishshako]

I'll give it a miss thanks, ****ery ain't my thing,

I think the lefties want to add that as a new subject in school....

 

[Irishshako]

I was rescuing Davy and Lee that's my mitigating evidence and im sticking to it

Ironic that both lads have disappeared off the face of 606

 

[Irishshako]

ah well ill watch a movie goodnight

See what I mean Makem, the Lefties always sneak out of the woodwork just when we are trying to relax.

 

[OLOF]

I think the lefties want to add that as a new subject in school....

Too late shako

 

[Irishshako]

Too late shako

I've been out of school that long, I'm not up with the new curriculum. All this gender fluidity and gender neutral bollox.

 

[OLOF]

I've been out of school that long, I'm not up with the new curriculum. All this gender fluidity and gender neutral bollox.

Oh its rife in schools mate, parents of children from a school in Birmingham stopped them going because they were teaching this ****wittery, the usual lefty idiots like Owen Jones, jess Phillips etc (her constituency) never said a word when theyre usually banging the race/hate card and guess why not!!
The parents were bang right in my opinion too.

 

[Irishshako]

Oh its rife in schools mate, parents of children from a school in Birmingham stopped them going because they were teaching this ****wittery, the usual lefty idiots like Owen Jones, jess Phillips etc (her constituency) never said a word when theyre usually banging the race/hate card and guess why not!!
The parents were bang right in my opinion too.

Spot on OLOF. Birmingham is an odd place at the best of times.(apologies Gessa)

 

[Irishshako]

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Another brilliant series IMO...

 

[old sea dog]

I think the lefties want to add that as a new subject in school....

Training compulsory

 

[Irishshako]

Training compulsory