Jokes

[Makemstine Roger]

any of you lads know aldershot well, over the road to the pool and the PT academy was the barracks and up the road past 2 and 3 para barracks was ours before the road bends they put us separate as we did mines and anti personnel pull pressure and release devices, we had a ****ty officer when he went to the one toilet someone place a pressure det cord primer on a release when he stood up bang there was **** everywhere

 

[Irishshako]

Cheers for the appraisal bud, when this batflu bollox is over we'll have to meet again, about time I met OLOF aswell.
Might aswell invite the mackem to join us, sounds like a decent bloke.

yeah that would be a very messy evening. You up for a pint Makem in the near future...

 

[OLOF]

any of you lads know aldershot well, over the road to the pool and the PT academy was the barracks and up the road past 2 and 3 para barracks was ours before the road bends they put us separate as we did mins and anti personnel pull pressure and release devices, we had a ****ty officer when he went to the one toilet someone place a pressure det cord primer on a release when he stood up bang there was **** everywhere

an whole new meaning to the saying " tore him a new arsehole"

 

[Jammy 07]

Good to see Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum have made a new friend....

Warms the cockles of my heart it does

 

[esteponawhite]

Evening Este, you ok mate?

Yes mate, apart from the pubs shutting at 6.
Although did manage a bit of a sesh yesterday, 1 till 6 in the pub then a mates house till 10 o'clock kerfew
.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

yeah that would be a very messy evening. You up for a pint Makem in the near future...

like i said i live near Cologne and have to move back home before the cut off period for my wife otherwise she looses her citizenship, but as soon as im sorted yep im up for it

 

[OLOF]

Good to see Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum have made a new friend....

Warms the cockles of my heart it does

Don't you talk about Shako and Este like that you lefty twat

 

[Irishshako]

an whole new meaning to the saying " tore him a new arsehole"

 

[Irishshako]

like i said i live near Cologne and have to move back home before the cut off period for my wife otherwise she looses her citizenship, but as soon as im sorted yep im up for it

Nice one Makem.

 

[Irishshako]

Don't you talk about Shako and Este like that you lefty twat

He must be on the champers, it's given him Dutch courage.

 

[esteponawhite]

any of you lads know aldershot well, over the road to the pool and the PT academy was the barracks and up the road past 2 and 3 para barracks was ours before the road bends they put us separate as we did mins and anti personnel pull pressure and release devices, we had a ****ty officer when he went to the one toilet someone place a pressure det cord primer on a release when he stood up bang there was **** everywhere

Stayed in the barracks in the early eighties, was there for a shooting competion with the cadet force.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

i go to the 9 para barracks near me at Paderborn for a few seshes free board anarl when pissed, the civil lefties are not well liked by they lads they normally ram spuds up their exhaust pipes if it doesn't come out like a rocket the engine goes bang

 

[Irishshako]

any of you lads know aldershot well, over the road to the pool and the PT academy was the barracks and up the road past 2 and 3 para barracks was ours before the road bends they put us separate as we did mins and anti personnel pull pressure and release devices, we had a ****ty officer when he went to the one toilet someone place a pressure det cord primer on a release when he stood up bang there was **** everywhere

never been to Aldershot. That's hardcore

 

[Makemstine Roger]

He must be on the champers, it's given him Dutch courage.

not many Dutch had courage not one oss officer survived the war they were all shopped
even Ann Frank was shopped by them and they are proud of it even have a museum for her

 

[Makemstine Roger]

never been to Aldershot. That's hardcore

all the paras are out on the piss at a weekend , or it used to be dont know if they have move all the barracks to different parts cos there was always trouble heard they sent some to Ripon

 

[Irishshako]

not many Dutch had courage not one oss officer survived the war they were all shopped
even Ann Frank was shopped by them and they are proud of it even have a museum for her

I wonder where the quote came from.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Stayed in the barracks in the early eighties, was there for a shooting completion with the cadet force.

i was there in the 80s but doing my PT instructors course in the barracks over the road by the drop field

 

[OLOF]

I wonder where the quote came from.

Something to do with Dutch gin i do believe

 

[Irishshako]

Something to do with Dutch gin i do believe

Fair play OLOF...

 

[Irishshako]

you two are cracking lads loving the chat with you ........................in a manly way of course, i have embroider underwear with a message on the back of them EXIT ONLY just in case a flake out pissed.