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Shako, the delivery is at your door, she can't ring the bell as she has her hands full.
If one of those Chinky BatFlu marshalls tries taking my beer tomorrow night i'll lay the **** out
As part of my efforts to integrate with Muslims I invited Muhammad to join our darts team, he was so excited to be invited, explaining he knew nothing about the game, what do I have to do he said, you can go in goal I said.
Bernard Manning 1995 not me
Bernard Manning 1995 not me
Those were the daysAs part of my efforts to integrate with Muslims I invited Muhammad to join our darts team, he was so excited to be invited, explaining he knew nothing about the game, what do I have to do he said, you can go in goal I said.
Bernard Manning 1995 not me
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Stay away from Brissy, he's a Herpes carrier
I was driving home today when i came to one of those half barrier level crossings, the red lights were flashing and the barriers were on their way down so i pulled up sharply, suddenly a minibus full of peaceful child rapists tried to beat the barriers, they got half way across when a large fully laden goods train hit them, the minibus disintegrated and all the occupants were killed instantly.
I sat there open mouthed and thought "****in hell, that could easily have been me"
So, this morning i've sent off my train drivers application form to Network Rail
I sat there open mouthed and thought "****in hell, that could easily have been me"
So, this morning i've sent off my train drivers application form to Network Rail
brisbane-lion
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Surely that rash must have cleared up by now, Parsley, mine has.Stay away from Brissy, he's a Herpes carrier
Shhh keep it down everyone's asleep.Surely that rash must have cleared up by now, Parsley, mine has.
2020VisionofLeeds
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When you get to my age, sleep is a thing of the past. 24 hour nodding offs - that’s what you get.
And dribbling.