It amazes me that MI6 can foil terrorist plots but they can't find a bloke in France selling 20 dinghies a day.
Funny old world.
Funny old world.
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I was offered sex with a 25 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.
Vegan sausage anyone?
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I've been getting anonymous texts off someone telling me to POLISH MY HEAD ,HAVE A SHOWER, BRUSH MY TEETH,HAVE A SHAVE AND IRON MY CLOTHES.....I think he’s trying to groom me!!!
In Hindsight I should have put my Facebook status as I've just blown the head gasket on my 2005 Ford Escort, not I've just ****ed a 15 year old Escort, the police aren't very happy and the wife's gone back to her mother's.
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Just got back from a course about reincarnation, £600 for 3 days. A bit pricey I know, but I figured, why not, you only live once
My neighbour just banged on my door shouting, he said a man u fan has just been hit by a bus, there's blood everywhere and he's dieing, can he use my phone, I said what's wrong with your phone, he said the cameras **** on his phone.
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