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  1. Old Git

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    Pinched this from another site, but it's too good not to share. "If it wasn't for that nice man who invented electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candle light.
     
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    Don't be silly, how would the remote work?
     
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    Remotes don't use electricity, they run on batteries, goose!!
     
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    Not a joke, but I'm sure you'll enjoy .....

     
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    Love that <ok>
     
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    Not a joke but i found it amusing
     
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    JUst seen a short video on FB. Aguy phones and asks to speak to Tess. "Tess who?" Tess Tickall.
     
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    My pal found out last night that he's both gay and dyslexic....
    I think he is still in Daniel!!
     
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    I applied for a job as a blacksmith's apprentice when a teenager.

    The smithy asked me if I'd ever shoed a horse.

    No I replied, but I did once tell a pony to **** off!
     
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    What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do ?

    Lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
     
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