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brisbane-lion
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Pinched this from another site, but it's too good not to share. "If it wasn't for that nice man who invented electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candle light.
brisbane-lion
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Remotes don't use electricity, they run on batteries, goose!!
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Not a joke, but I'm sure you'll enjoy .....
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brisbane-lion
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JUst seen a short video on FB. Aguy phones and asks to speak to Tess. "Tess who?" Tess Tickall.
I applied for a job as a blacksmith's apprentice when a teenager.
The smithy asked me if I'd ever shoed a horse.
No I replied, but I did once tell a pony to **** off!
The smithy asked me if I'd ever shoed a horse.
No I replied, but I did once tell a pony to **** off!
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do ?
Lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog.