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    when you know that you have a cracking joke that the woke brigade will cry for weeks over<laugh><laugh>
     
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    There'll be some salty ****ers crying as we speak
     
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    Joe Biden is an Arab .... he keeps telling people OMAN
     
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    ...I feel like a woman.
     
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    An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to him "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to ask me about?"
    "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."

    After examining the old man's elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
    The lady said that she had no questions or concerns, and the doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"
    "Oh that crazy old Git, she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January!
     
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    CAMEL TOE HARRIS WAS HERE



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    A womwn walks into the doctor's surgery with a baby. The doctor examined the child and declared that the baby was obviously underweight. "is this baby breats fed or bottle fed?" the doctor asked. "Breast fed". said the woman. "Mmm, take off your top and your bra." The woman removed her top and unclipped her bra. The doctor squeezed her breasts, tweeked her nipples and pinched them. "The problem is, you have no milk.' he declared. "I know" said the woman "but I'm not it's mother, I'm it's grandmother, but thank you anyway."
     
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    BASTARD !!!! :steam:
     
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    This is the joke page, matey, not a confessional! :D
     
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    Why is a man like a floor tile? Because if a girl lays him right the first time, she can walk over him for the rest of her life.
     
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