Jokes

[Gessa]

Police in Lagos,Nigeria have just broken into the flat of a man that had died.



They found 27 billion pounds

Checking his computer they found out he has been trying to give it away for the last 15 years, but nobody was replying to his emails

 

[Eireleeds1]

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[Whitejock]

Fixed it. A wee bit of vintage Frankie Boyle .....

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[Eireleeds1]

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[Whitejock]

Suggestion if @Oldsparkey ever flies in for a match .....

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[Whitejock]

Thought you'd appreciate this more than most, @Davy

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[Eireleeds1]

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[Oldsparkey]

Suggestion if @Oldsparkey ever flies in for a match .....

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We are not amused................

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[davy]

Thought you'd appreciate this more than most, @Davy

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Just Whatsapped you a modern update @Whitejock, couldn't get it to load here...

 

[Whitejock]

Just Whatsapped you a modern update @Whitejock, couldn't get it to load here...

Erm, I believe one of the kids set that up for me, but no idea how to access it, far less work it!

 

[Whitejock]

Just Whatsapped you a modern update @Whitejock, couldn't get it to load here...

Worked it out (well actually, the phone told me it was there!). Tried to find the full clip but can only find this shortened one that doesn't include the DUP Robbie Coltrane lookalike ....

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Stumbled across this one too ....

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[FORZA LEEDS]

I was walking through the park when I noticed something nailed to a tree. On closer inspection I realised it was a Millwall season ticket.

"That's lucky" I said to myself "I need a nail"!

 

[2020VisionofLeeds]

I was walking through the park when I noticed something nailed to a tree. On closer inspection I realised it was a Millwall season ticket.

"That's lucky" I said to myself "I need a nail"!

Shakes is wondering why the punch line isn’t ‘that’s luck, I need a tree’

 

[blonogasoven]

Jousting

What a Brummie would ask a wasp

 

[blonogasoven]

'Do not touch' must be a pretty scary thing to read in Braille.

 

[Eireleeds1]

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[2020VisionofLeeds]

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Found an old pic from the 1970’s the other day, wearing one of those flowery shirts and matching ties. What. A. ****er.