not when so many ladies use it as an health aid, they find it the best muscle stretcher they can find, and once satisfaction is achieved, they can also make a substantial meal, along with an oral aid for marital bliss
My next door neighbour says i'm a bit of a looker. Well, peeping f*cking Tom is what she actually said!
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A Newcastle fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Mags shirt. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks Jesus in a Sunderland shirt. "Hello son" says Jesus, "I'm sorry, no scum in heaven." "What ?" exclaims the man, astonished. "You heard, no newcastle fans." "But, but, but, I've been a good man", he replies. "Oh really", says Jesus. "What have you done, then ?" "Well" said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 pounds to the starving children in Africa". "Oh" says Jesus. "anything else?" "Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 10 pounds to the homeless." "Hmmm. Anything else?" "Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 pounds to the Dogs home." "Okay", said Jesus, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor." Ten minutes pass before Jesus returns. He looks the guy in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your £30 back, now **** off!!....
