Jokes

How do you know? And those skirts are a bit long, my Mrs wore them much shorter and then I KNEW she didn;t shave.

 

Good memory (I’m lying, I can’t remember my name these days, but you don’t know that)

 

I can remember my name,2020, but even that a struggle some times.

 

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Just been to Boots and asked the assistant if they sold Benylin.

She replied, "For cough?"

I said "Steady on love, I only asked!"