1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Jokes

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. oldschool

    oldschool Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2020
    Messages:
    6,599
    Likes Received:
    14,055
  2. oldschool

    oldschool Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2020
    Messages:
    6,599
    Likes Received:
    14,055
  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,182
    Likes Received:
    147,615
    please log in to view this image
     
    #10823
    Diego and Gessa like this.
  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,182
    Likes Received:
    147,615
    I was telling my mate that my wife has a weird habit of licking my balls.
    He said, " That's not weird. I wish my wife would do that."
    I said, " I didn't know that you played golf."
     
    #10824
    Brizzlewhite and Diego like this.
  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,182
    Likes Received:
    147,615
    please log in to view this image
     
    #10825
    Diego likes this.
  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,182
    Likes Received:
    147,615
    please log in to view this image
     
    #10826
    Brizzlewhite, rod french and Diego like this.
  7. Wakey

    Wakey Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2023
    Messages:
    1,751
    Likes Received:
    3,166
  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,182
    Likes Received:
    147,615
    The Royal Mail created a special edition Keir Starmer Stamp, but the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

    This enraged Keir Starmer who demanded a full investigation.

    After weeks of testing and £2million of tax payers money the investigation presented the following findings.

    The stamp is in perfect order, there is nothing wrong with the adhesive, people are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.
    please log in to view this image
     
    #10828
    Gessa and Diego like this.
  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,182
    Likes Received:
    147,615
    please log in to view this image
     
    #10829
    Gessa likes this.
  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,182
    Likes Received:
    147,615
    please log in to view this image
     
    #10830
    Gessa and Diego like this.

  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,182
    Likes Received:
    147,615
    please log in to view this image
     
    #10831
    Diego likes this.
  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    69,182
    Likes Received:
    147,615
    This is a windup
    please log in to view this image
     
    #10832
    Diego likes this.

Share This Page