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Teacher stands in front of a class of seven year olds: It is impossible for a whale to swallow a human, their throats just aren't big enough"
Smart arsed child: "What about Jonah?"
Teach: "No that just a story"
Kid: "But I believe it."
Teach: "Wel its just not true"
Kid: "When I get to heaven I'm going to ask him."
Teach: "What if he didn't go to heaven but went to hell"
Kid: "OK, then, you ask him".