just when my lass was booked in for a Brazilian wax along comes another lockdown now it looks like im ****ing Osama's beard
Funny you should mention that, when the regiment built the ski slopes and log cabins for the scottish national trust for Aviemore we were camped at loch Morlich and ventured out on the weekends as there were loads of lonely chalet maids at the discos, but the local lads were only interested in haggis and chips, on a night out in Kingussie we used to pair off and slip in the chalets, we had to be back so i was up at 5 knocked on the door where John was he opened the door a little hiding behind it naked, i told him to hurry up and was his face , he asked why and i said you've either eaten a jam sandwich or are a reet durty ****.
