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    Went to the doctor's and he straight away said....' you look like you've got iron deficiency '. ...... I've only come about my bruised big toe, I replied...he said 'have you seen your shirt'
     
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    This Friday Scotland play Germany at a 66,000 seated stadium.

    At the moment 33,000 seats have towels on them........
     
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    Today we celebrate the birth of the French inventor of the thong, M. Phillipe Phillop.
     
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    Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery.

    Daffy turns to Elmer and says: “Is this Whiskey?”

    Elmer says: “Yeth but not as withky as wobbing a bank!!”
     
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    The very 1st Air friar.
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    Just got back from taking part in the kleptomaniac championships. Did really well , took the gold.
    .. and the silver. …. and the bronze
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 21, 2024
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