A volunteer charity worker in a small mid-Western town, finds out that a wealthy lawyer, in the town, had never made a charitable donation. So he goes to see him. He says "You're the richest man in town, you make over $2 million a year, but you've never made a donation to our town charity. Don't you want to help others and be part of the community ?" The lawyer replies by saying "It's true that I've never contributed to your charity, but did you also know that my mother is dying of cancer and has no-one to take care of her ? " "No" admitted the charity worker "Well did you also know that my younger brother has a birth defect that confines him to a wheelchair, and in need of 24 hour care ?", continues the lawyer. "No, I didn't" says the charity worker sheepishly. "And did you also know that my sister lost her husband in a car accident, two years age, leaving her and her four children, with no means of support ?" finished the lawyer. "No, I didn't know any of that", says the charity worker. "Well" says the lawyer, "If I won't help them, why do you think I'd help y'all ?"
Walked into a pub in Plymouth and all the locals went quiet and gave me funny looks. So I ordered a pint and the barman said "your not from round here" "No" I replied "im a taxidermist from Rhyl" "Whats a taxidermist???"he asked "I mount animals" "Its ok lads he's one of us" said the barman !!!
