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    In a previous life I was a crack smoking preacher....a crystal Methodist
     
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    My mum was a spiritualist and my dad a methodist. There are not many of us methylated spirits around.
     
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    A scouser goes on the Antiques Road Show with a very expensive and rare porcelain vase. The expert examines it and praises the quality of the item. "Tell me, young man, how did you come by this exceptional piece?" "I t was handed down to me". "From where, may I ask?" "From an upstairs window."
     
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    New socks didn't go down too well at the local mosque
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    The eugenicist Billl Gates invented covid and vaccines to sort it out:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Diane Abbott has stated it's a full time job being a mother definitely a 27 hour 8 days a week task
     
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    The post office where considering putting rishi sunak on a stamp but after a trial run they shelved the idea when it was revealed people where spitting on the wrong side
     
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