watched lenny henry doing a 10 minute stint on t.v. the other night and must admit i laughed all the way through after the host announced him as a comedian
i was going down on this bird the other night when i got an awful smell and it wasn't to pleasant...."what the **** is that smell" i asked..she replied "yeah,sorry about that it's my arthritis"...i said "what in your fanny?"..."no it's in my shoulders i can't wipe my arse"
Some friends of a friend rented a midget for his stag do - they were handcuffed together for four days...
I'm not saying the wife is a fat greedy tw*t. But she's just cleaned the oven with two slices of bread.
On a recent trip to Ireland, I saw a midget I recognised at a bus stop "Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said. "Bugger off" he shouted back. "What an ungrateful little man" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
