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  1. oldschool

    oldschool Well-Known Member

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    watched lenny henry doing a 10 minute stint on t.v. the other night and must admit i laughed all the way through after the host announced him as a comedian
     
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    You're a bad man Ell
    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  5. ellandback

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    Ssccchhhhhhh..... <cheers>
     
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    i was going down on this bird the other night when i got an awful smell and it wasn't to pleasant...."what the **** is that smell" i asked..she replied "yeah,sorry about that it's my arthritis"...i said "what in your fanny?"..."no it's in my shoulders i can't wipe my arse"
     
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    Some friends of a friend rented a midget for his stag do - they were handcuffed together for four days...
     
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    Blimey....

    Hmmmmmmm......
     
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    I'm not saying the wife is a fat greedy tw*t.
    But she's just cleaned the oven with two slices of bread.
     
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    What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

    Very little.
     
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    Why are midgets constantly thirsty?

    They can't reach the drinking fountains.
     
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    On a recent trip to Ireland, I saw a midget I recognised at a bus stop

    "Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.

    "Bugger off" he shouted back.

    "What an ungrateful little man" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
     
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