went to see a mystic the other night, wasn't that impressed... he said to the mainly asian audience..."i'm getting the letter M coming through very strong"....is there anyone here called mohammed
apparently as an experiment VAR has been looking at controversial decisions from the past, they looked at "the hand of god" maradona goal from 1986 and decided to give liverpool a penalty
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid, so she laid a trap. One evening, without notice, she sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story "Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and went to the bathroom. The wife promptly went into the maid's bed and switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words, but quickly got on top of her. When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?" Then she switched on the light. "No madam," said the gardener.
