Jokes

She :Oh, that gruesome.
He: Aye, look agin, Lassie, it's grew some more

 

Right in the bowlacks, just below the extra long clitoris.

 

**** me, you couldn't kick putty into that shape.

 

No, matt has not had worse, I hope!

 

I've had massive shìts much smaller and in better shape

 

Fun trying though

 

that's got to be fake ffs............if not she should be hired out as a blimp to rival goodyear

 

Matts had worse

 

That would keep the equality and BLM twats happy.

 

He is a virgin, well with women

 

I thought he'd ploughed more Wimminz than Wakey, im shocked

 

You ****ed the quote system up oldschool

 

the wife saw me looking at the laptop and said, "what you looking for" i replied "some cheap flights"
well in an instant she was slurping the old man, i thought this is a result, i might get her some new darts to go with them

 

it's my hobby

 

Good point.

 

It like calling me a midget all the time, it will stick eventually and everyone will believe it.

 

You can't call the short arsed oompah loompa little ****ers that these days mate, it's not politically correct
The leftards will be struck down with PTSD with that kind of language