A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to
go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his
problem, and the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting
ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to a shop and bought himself a starter
pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he hurried home to his
wife. At home, he found his wife in bed, naked and waiting. As the two
began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments
later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor, who asked
"How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired
the pistol, my wife shat on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my
neighbour came out of the wardrobe with his hands in the air!"
go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his
problem, and the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting
ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to a shop and bought himself a starter
pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he hurried home to his
wife. At home, he found his wife in bed, naked and waiting. As the two
began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments
later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor, who asked
"How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired
the pistol, my wife shat on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my
neighbour came out of the wardrobe with his hands in the air!"
