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    The above reminds me of .....

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    I took my new girlfriend home to meet my parents the other day. After saying hello my Dad pulled me to one side and whispered "you could have done better than that son. She's the ugliest pig I've ever seen! She must weigh 23 stone. Covered in spots. lips like a cod, shes got a beard, shes cross eyed, got a bald head, size 15 feet and she ****ing stinks!!"
    I said "there's no need to whisper dad she's deaf!...
     
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    The inventor of inappropriately timed innuendo jokes died yesterday.
    His wife is taking it hard.
     
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    A man says to his wife "get ready, me, you and the dog are going fishing, she replies "i don't want to go fishing" man gives her three options "fishing, blowjob or take it up the arse, wife chooses the blowjob, halfway through the BJ she stops and says ""your knob tastes like ****e, he says "i know, the dog didn't want to go fishing either"
     
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    Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
    After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated
    The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing
    "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?"
    "I didn't have to," Steve replied.
    "Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'.
    When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,'

    So, Here I am
     
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    Leeds v Millwall Alternate (robot) commentary ....

     
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    Police are looking for three West Ham supporters who homophobically abused Brighton supporters on Saturday A police spokesman said when caught they will be banned from watching West Ham for life so far 49000 supporters have said it was them
     
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