Jokes?

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Sunderland

They're a ****ing joke!

 

[Agent Bruce]

Does anyone have the owner's manual for a wife?

Mine's emitting a terrible whining noise.

Best to get her put down.

 

[Iwilltellyouthis]

Man comes home from work to find his wife naked, standing on her head with her legs wide open.

She says:

"You're having trouble getting it up so I thought it would be easier for you to drop it in."

 

[Shameless]

Sunderland

They're a ****ing joke!

Sunderland last 6 games WDWWLW

bettered by none and only equalled by citeh ...good joke btw

 

[Sports Direct Username]

Sunderland last 6 games WDWWLW

bettered by none and only equalled by citeh ...good joke btw

oh dear

 

[Jock McMagpie]

Sunderland last 6 games WDWWLW

bettered by none and only equalled by citeh ...good joke btw

With a combined possession of about 4%. I still don't understand how Sunderland are winning games when they barely touch the ****ing ball, must be all the deflections off the litter blowing about the SOS pitch, hard for the away teams to get used to.

 

[Samuel L Ameobi]

The Queen and Princes Diana are driving along a country road in the middle of nowhere. Then suddenly 5 masked gunmen jump out and surround the vehicle.

The Queen says "Quick Di, theres only one thing for it. Were going to have stick all this jewellery and the Crown Jewells up our fannys".

The gunmen escape with the vehicle, but the Queen keeps her Crown Jewells.

"Its a shame Camilla wasn't here." Says the Queen.

"Why?" Says Princess Diana.

"We'd have kept the Range Rover."