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Played chess with a mate the other night and he said lets make this intetesting.
So we stopped playing
So we stopped playing
My wife was raised as an only child...really pissed her sister off
Saw an Aussie geezer singing dancing queen and money money money.
He was an abba ridginal
He was an abba ridginal
My wife wore a lovely slinky dress when we went out the other night.
She looked great coming downstairs
She looked great coming downstairs
My wife was so ill and no doctors could help her so we followed an old medical remedy covered her in lard ... she went downhill fast.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
A fsh
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
Right let's test the water...
What do you call a girl getting ****ed by 4 asain men in Rochdale?
A victim.
What do you call a girl getting ****ed by 4 asain men in Rochdale?
A victim.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
You've just changed this from bad jokes to sick jokes
What's worse than finding a toenail in your soup?
Rape.
The Beach Boys walk into a bar.
"Round?"
"Round?"
"Get a round"
"I get a round?"
"Get around...."
"Round?"
"Round?"
"Get a round"
"I get a round?"
"Get around...."
You've just changed this from bad jokes to sick jokes
What's worse than finding a toenail in your soup?
Rape.
You know me pal
What's the best think about ****ing twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them.
The neighbour’s dog shat in our garden, so my wife told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence. I don’t see what that solved, now we’ve got dog **** in our garden and the neighbours have our shovel.