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2 nuns in the bath
"Where's the soap Sister Mary?"
"Yes it does doesn't it Sister Theresa"
"Where's the soap Sister Mary?"
"Yes it does doesn't it Sister Theresa"
I was making a pizza with Hawaiian topping last night, but I burned it.
Must remember to use Aloha setting.
Must remember to use Aloha setting.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
Man found floating in the thames wearing stockings, peep hole bra, crotchless knickers, a dog chain, an arsenal shirt and had an inflatable sheep strapped to his arse.
The police agreed to the family's request to save him from being humilated in death...
They removed the shirt
The police agreed to the family's request to save him from being humilated in death...
They removed the shirt
I met a girl in the pub the other night and told her that she reminded me of my little toe
'Ahh is that because I'm small and cute ?' she said.
'No, it's because I'll end up banging you on the kitchen table' I replied
'Ahh is that because I'm small and cute ?' she said.
'No, it's because I'll end up banging you on the kitchen table' I replied
wtf
How does the Pope pay for his internet shopping ?
He uses Papal.
He uses Papal.
How do you think the unthinkable ?
Thail it into an itheberg
Thail it into an itheberg
My missus asked me to pass her the lipstick the other day, but I accidentally handed over a tube of superglue
She's still not talking to me.
She's still not talking to me.
Did you know diarreah is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans
It runs in your jeans
Two nuns sitting in a park and a man flashes at them.
One has a stroke....but the other couldn't reach
One has a stroke....but the other couldn't reach
What's the difference between a stoat and a weasle?
Ones weasily wecognised and the other is stoatally different
Ones weasily wecognised and the other is stoatally different
What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You get to see one in a while but won't see the other til later
You get to see one in a while but won't see the other til later
My wife calls me condescending
That means I talk down to people
That means I talk down to people