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What did the leper say to the prostitute ?
You can keep the tip
You can keep the tip
Southampton are red,
The skates are blue,
We went to Milan,
They were still in league 2!
I've just joined a Reggae band playing the Triangle.
All I have to do is stand there and ting
All I have to do is stand there and ting
How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese ?
Caerphilly
Caerphilly
a white horse goes into a pub, goes to the bar and says, " a large whisky please mate"
Barman looks a bit stunned and says "what brand?"
The horse says "what you got mate?"
"we've got Bells, Haig and we've even got one named after you!"
The horse says "Frank?"
Barman looks a bit stunned and says "what brand?"
The horse says "what you got mate?"
"we've got Bells, Haig and we've even got one named after you!"
The horse says "Frank?"
Was looking to buy a camouflage coat the other day.
I couldn't find any.
I couldn't find any.
****ing hell if we're going down that road I've got loads but might get me a ban
What do you call an Asian lesbian?
Minge-eater.
I called my doctor because I've got a problem with my ears
That was over a week ago and I still haven't heard anything.
That was over a week ago and I still haven't heard anything.
What do you call a dead deer with no eyes and is a virgin?
Still no ****ing idea.
****ing hell if we're going down that road I've got loads but might get me a ban
What do you call an Asian lesbian?
Minge-eater.
Indian name mate..im cool with that
Indian name mate..im cool with that
Like I say I've got loads along that line... I know most here I'm not really racist but I'm worried about a ban
Man had an accident at work when he fell into an upholstery machine.
He's fully recovered now.
He's fully recovered now.