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Why are the Chinese no good at Cricket?
Because they eat all the bats
Because they eat all the bats
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I had a leak in the roof over my dining room so I called a roofer to take a look at it.
"When did you first notice the leak?" he asked.
I told him, "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!"
"When did you first notice the leak?" he asked.
I told him, "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!"
A little girl asks her father, “Daddy, why don’t I have a little sister?”
Trying to be funny, he says, “You do have a little sister.”
“I do?” she asks.
“Sure,” he says. “But every time you walk in the front door, she walks out the back door.”
“Oh, I see!” the little girl says. “You mean she’s like my other daddy.”
Trying to be funny, he says, “You do have a little sister.”
“I do?” she asks.
“Sure,” he says. “But every time you walk in the front door, she walks out the back door.”
“Oh, I see!” the little girl says. “You mean she’s like my other daddy.”
I'd probably get a better rest if I slept on the toilet
And made five trips to the bed every night
And made five trips to the bed every night