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A cure for the common cold has reportedly been discovered by a Russian scientist.
His name is Benylin Forchestikov.
His name is Benylin Forchestikov.
Fred and Freda Wall named their firstborn Walter.
Perhaps inevitably he grew up to become a carpet fitter.....
Perhaps inevitably he grew up to become a carpet fitter.....
Europe has decided it is no longer acceptable to call people illegal immigrants or asylum seekers.
They should now be addressed as Travellers Without Authority To Stay...
or T. W. A. T. S. for short.
They should now be addressed as Travellers Without Authority To Stay...
or T. W. A. T. S. for short.
I hear this is Southampton Fc new kit ready for Wembley!
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These so-called 'foodbanks' are a total rip-off.
I deposited some cake at my local one last week, and when I went to take it out today they said they'd given it away to someone else.
Unbelievable!!
I deposited some cake at my local one last week, and when I went to take it out today they said they'd given it away to someone else.
Unbelievable!!
What fool called them falconry displays.....
..........instead of hawk / kestrel manoeuvres in the park !!
..........instead of hawk / kestrel manoeuvres in the park !!