Off Topic Jokes thread
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My wife said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop with the photography puns…
I said, “Snap out of it, don’t be so negative. Let’s see how things develop!”
I said, “Snap out of it, don’t be so negative. Let’s see how things develop!”
3 blokes go to Heaven, as they get to the gates, God says to them ‘your quality of vehicle for up here is going to based on how well you treated your wife’
So man number 1 says ‘I never ever cheated on my wife!’ So God gave him a Lamborghini
Man number 2 says: ‘I only cheated on my wife a tiny bit’ So God gave him a used car
Man number 3 says: ‘I’m sorry Sir, I cheated on my wife all the time’ So God reluctantly chucks him the keys to an old motorcycle
After they all receive their vehicles, Man number 1 is seen crying his eyes out, God asks him ‘what’s the matter? You’ve got the best vehicle of all!’ He replied ‘Ive just seen my wife over there on bloody roller skates’
So man number 1 says ‘I never ever cheated on my wife!’ So God gave him a Lamborghini
Man number 2 says: ‘I only cheated on my wife a tiny bit’ So God gave him a used car
Man number 3 says: ‘I’m sorry Sir, I cheated on my wife all the time’ So God reluctantly chucks him the keys to an old motorcycle
After they all receive their vehicles, Man number 1 is seen crying his eyes out, God asks him ‘what’s the matter? You’ve got the best vehicle of all!’ He replied ‘Ive just seen my wife over there on bloody roller skates’