Off Topic Jokes thread

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If she’s over 30, rocking that orange Jaffa tan and still squeezing into bright pink tracksuits with “JUICY” stretched across her arse cheeks. You already know she’s got a Staffy called Tyson, six kids by five different dads called Jayden, Kayden, Summer, Honey, Ellie-Mae, and Noah, a tattoo that says “Dave” on the back of her neck, a doorless fridge sitting in the front garden, and she definitely uses a Teletubbies plate as an ashtray.

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Is it Angela Rayner?

 

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Putting ILLEGAL'S in hotels has saved the hotel industry.

Now lets save the airline industry by flying them back home!

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I went out with a girl who said that she used to be a Christian.

I said that wasn't a problem, and she replied "That's great, because I'm much happier as Christina"

 

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My old school teacher was called Mrs turtle.

Funny name, but she tortoise well.....

 

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In the pirates' alphabet, what comes after the letter "R"?


"Jim lad".

 

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My sister came out today, and told us that she identifies as a musical instrument.

I always had my suspicions about our Monica........

 

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We all know where the Big Apple is. But does anyone know where the...

Minneapolis?

 

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