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The average woman will have around 150,000 eggs left by her 30s and the average ejaculation of a man produces around 39 million sperm to fertalise one egg.
Durex began making condoms in 1932
The Pill became widely used in 1961
Keir Starmer was born in September 1962
SOOOOO CLOSE and against all odds he got through.

Damn it!
 
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Wooperts_duck said:
The average woman will have around 150,000 eggs left by her 30s and the average ejaculation of a man produces around 39 million sperm to fertalise one egg.
Durex began making condoms in 1932
The Pill became widely used in 1961
Keir Starmer was born in September 1962
SOOOOO CLOSE and against all odds he got through.

Damn it!
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lucky twat but the luck will runout when we get the vote back he tried to steal
 
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One of these creatures has no backbone, no brain, no heart or lungs, drifts wherever the current takes it, reacts purely to stimuli rather than thought, stuns things it comes into contact with, and has a single opening that serves as both its mouth and its anus—so everything that comes out isn’t exactly worth listening to…
The other is a jellyfish.
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