Off Topic Jokes thread

I was just asked if I would get rid of my Bull Terrier girl to avoid offending a hypothetical Muslim neighbour.
Only if I replaced her with 2 pigs, 24 hour music, a Star of David flag, a free beer stand called Morehammered, my wife sunbaking naked and my amazing gay grandaughter cooking pork chops on my Koran fired barbecue. This is Australia.
You must log in or register to see images

You must log in or register to see images