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Tommy is in his 40s and seriously overweight and unhealthy, so he goes to the doctors.
After the examination he says "Sorry sir, but you need a triple bypass, so Tommy replies " Do I?!....... What should I do next ? "
"Well you should bypass the tobacconist ,the pie shop and the pub!!"...............
After the examination he says "Sorry sir, but you need a triple bypass, so Tommy replies " Do I?!....... What should I do next ? "
"Well you should bypass the tobacconist ,the pie shop and the pub!!"...............
I was talking in my sleep last night.
First I said "Poached" and later "Fried".
I went from one eggs dream to the other.
First I said "Poached" and later "Fried".
I went from one eggs dream to the other.
I've just had my bank statement through and I noticed that I've had payments go out for a water pistol, a pair of size 20 shoes, a trumpet and a red nose..
I phoned the bank and apparently my card's been clowned........
I phoned the bank and apparently my card's been clowned........