Off Topic Jokes thread

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A doctor's toilet was blocked so he rang the plumber. The plumber said: "It's early hours of the morning can't it wait?" The doc said: "If you were ill I'd have to come out".
The plumber said: "Fair enough" and called at the docs.
He lifted the toilet seat and threw in two paracetamol and said: "Give it a few days and if it's still the same give me a call"
 
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